07 December 2008 @ 02:56 pm
 
Irish pork bad for your health, so says MSNBC.

I guess that means you aren't getting any tonight, Ruairi. I'm not about to put any dangerous meat products in my body.
 
 
Current Mood: amused
 
 
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[identity profile] sonofgranite.livejournal.com on December 7th, 2008 09:34 pm (UTC)
Irish I am love, but porcine I most definitely am not.
[identity profile] abbytude.livejournal.com on December 7th, 2008 09:36 pm (UTC)
Is that the sound of someone trying to talk his way into my pants? I believe it is.

And um...you do realize that I was using pork as a verb, don't you?
[identity profile] sonofgranite.livejournal.com on December 7th, 2008 09:44 pm (UTC)
It certainly could be, no denying.

As a ... ah. Sorry, a slight loss of slang there.
[identity profile] abbytude.livejournal.com on December 7th, 2008 09:46 pm (UTC)
You're cute. Not nearly crude enough, but cute.

I'll keep you.
[identity profile] sonofgranite.livejournal.com on December 7th, 2008 10:17 pm (UTC)
The way you humans keep switching your languages around, it's really a wonder I can keep up at all.
[identity profile] abbytude.livejournal.com on December 7th, 2008 10:25 pm (UTC)
Oh, like I have any control over that. No one seems to be aware of my authority, why is that?

Maybe you're just too old and slow to keep up anymore.