14 October 2008 @ 03:04 am
Halloween List  
1. The ER always turns into a freak show.

2. Treating patients in bizarre costumes is really not fun, or funny. Though once we had a dead clown and Malucci was scared of him...that was funny.

3. I'm going to miss telling Frank the candy bowl is filled with treats only for the Satanists.

4. I never seem to get the memo about whether or not we're supposed to show up in a costume.

5. I hate people who carve pumpkins to look like they are vomiting.

6. The candy corn is MINE.
 
 
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[identity profile] not-a-savage.livejournal.com on October 14th, 2008 09:32 am (UTC)
I don't know many people who honestly like candy corn.
[identity profile] abbytude.livejournal.com on October 14th, 2008 09:32 am (UTC)
I'm special, Jack.
[identity profile] not-a-savage.livejournal.com on October 14th, 2008 09:36 am (UTC)
I'm going to take the high road and avoid the easy joke.
[identity profile] abbytude.livejournal.com on October 14th, 2008 08:49 pm (UTC)
Jack, you only know the easy jokes.
[identity profile] not-a-savage.livejournal.com on October 14th, 2008 10:00 pm (UTC)
I do! I admit it. The joke book I got for my birthday really didn't help, I still tell them badly. I think it's my delivery.
[identity profile] abbytude.livejournal.com on October 14th, 2008 10:25 pm (UTC)
Maybe you just need your own material.
[identity profile] not-a-savage.livejournal.com on October 14th, 2008 10:34 pm (UTC)
Ok, this is a weird question, but how are you funny?
[identity profile] abbytude.livejournal.com on October 14th, 2008 11:12 pm (UTC)
Me or in general?
[identity profile] not-a-savage.livejournal.com on October 14th, 2008 11:18 pm (UTC)
You.
[identity profile] abbytude.livejournal.com on October 14th, 2008 11:19 pm (UTC)
Have you ever seen me? I mean I know looks aren't everything but...

No, I don't know. I don't go for laugh out loud humor so much as sarcasm as a defensive measure, you know?