1. Lab results

2. An empty bed/exam room

3. Replies from the state medical board

4. The kid in two to stop screaming his head off so you can finish the exam

5. The new guy to realize the 'patient' he is treating is a frequent flier and a drug seeker

6. Radiology to get off their asses and send down the films

7. A psych consult for the guy who thinks he's going to spontaneously combust

8. A scut puppy to make a coffee run

9. Interns to stop kissing ass in order to get their procedure logs filled.

10. Ruairi to come home so I can get laid
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