09 June 2008 @ 04:14 am
Week 27 1.) A list of warnings.  
Viagra may uncommonly cause:


· An erection that won't go away (priapism)—boys, this is actually VERY painful and not something to bump fists about and cheer.
· Blue vision

Some common side effects with Viagra include:


· Headache—aspirin won’t help, either. Now do you believe the headache excuse? You don’t feel too much like putting out, do you?
· Flushing—you’ll feel like your grandma did when she went through the change. Very erotic.
· Upset stomach—this is where you whine and cry and your significant other wants to smother you with a pillow to shut you up, not soothe you with sex.
· Stuffy or runny nose—there is nothing sexy about a man who sniffles and leaks snot. You won’t be getting any.
· Urinary tract infection—it burns when you pee or you feel like you need to pee every ten minutes. Fun, yes?
· Diarrhea—you really want to risk an activity that causes muscles to spasm and relax while you have THIS problem?

In short, before you beg for a script for the little blue wonder pill…ask yourself if you think you’ll REALLY be getting that much more action.
 
 
Current Mood: amused
 
 
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[identity profile] domina-mira.livejournal.com on June 9th, 2008 09:28 am (UTC)
"If it ain't broke, don't fix it"?
[identity profile] abbytude.livejournal.com on June 9th, 2008 09:30 am (UTC)
And if it is, maybe you need to find out why instead of popping a pill full of a drug that was initially intended for other uses in the NICU.
[identity profile] domina-mira.livejournal.com on June 9th, 2008 09:33 am (UTC)
That sounds suspiciously like common sense.
[identity profile] abbytude.livejournal.com on June 9th, 2008 09:33 am (UTC)
Something we all know men lack.
[identity profile] domina-mira.livejournal.com on June 9th, 2008 09:34 am (UTC)
My point exactly.

We haven't spoken in a while, how have you been?
[identity profile] abbytude.livejournal.com on June 9th, 2008 09:38 am (UTC)
I've been to Albany to see runt ponies, met two of Ruairi's children (and one of his son's girlfriends), moved to NYC and somehow been able to not lose my mind in the midst of it all.
[identity profile] domina-mira.livejournal.com on June 9th, 2008 09:39 am (UTC)
Well done! NYC suiting you?
[identity profile] abbytude.livejournal.com on June 9th, 2008 09:40 am (UTC)
Insomuch of it I've gotten myself lost in, yes.

Cait's been great and Ruairi's been...greater.
[identity profile] domina-mira.livejournal.com on June 9th, 2008 09:44 am (UTC)
Ah, when you've just moved, it's not getting lost--it's learning where things are.

It does sound good.
[identity profile] abbytude.livejournal.com on June 9th, 2008 09:48 am (UTC)
I'm stealing that excuse.
[identity profile] domina-mira.livejournal.com on June 9th, 2008 09:49 am (UTC)
I still use it here sometimes.
[identity profile] chasemd.livejournal.com on June 9th, 2008 09:42 am (UTC)
My mate takes it. He can probably attest to most of these. I know he got yelled at for bringing his pregnant wife white undies when she asked him for the blue ones.
[identity profile] abbytude.livejournal.com on June 9th, 2008 09:48 am (UTC)
If she's pregnant what in the hell is he doing?
[identity profile] chasemd.livejournal.com on June 9th, 2008 09:50 am (UTC)
This was before they knew she was pregnant and still thought he was infertile.
[identity profile] abbytude.livejournal.com on June 9th, 2008 09:53 am (UTC)
I'm going to assume the infertility (low motility?) is tied to impotency issues hence the sildenafil citrate. Congratulations to them, I suppose.
[identity profile] chasemd.livejournal.com on June 9th, 2008 09:57 am (UTC)
It's all a bit of a freak thing. House is having a field day, though my mate has put the stops on further medical tests. He was shot back in December and has had problems ever since. Personally, I would be telling the doctors to go fuck themselves too, and I have a low tolerance for patients who tell me that.
[identity profile] abbytude.livejournal.com on June 9th, 2008 09:59 am (UTC)
We do make the worst patients...
[identity profile] chasemd.livejournal.com on June 9th, 2008 10:00 am (UTC)
Yes, especially male doctors. Male, doctor, patient is a baaaaad mix.
[identity profile] abbytude.livejournal.com on June 9th, 2008 10:01 am (UTC)
Castration can solve part of that problem. *grins*
[identity profile] chasemd.livejournal.com on June 9th, 2008 10:05 am (UTC)
Then you'd have to sew our lips shut because all you would get was an increase in the bitching.
[identity profile] abbytude.livejournal.com on June 9th, 2008 10:07 am (UTC)
suddenly a fan of euthanasia.
[identity profile] crusades-r-us.livejournal.com on June 9th, 2008 01:25 pm (UTC)
I have certain undead friends who have messed with Viagra just for shits and giggles (no, NOT my grandfather, *laughs*)...oh, the stories I could tell you...:P
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[identity profile] queen-c18.livejournal.com on June 9th, 2008 03:58 pm (UTC)
Makes me glad I'm not a guy.
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[identity profile] sonofgranite.livejournal.com on June 9th, 2008 06:21 pm (UTC)
*is quietly smug*
[identity profile] abbytude.livejournal.com on June 9th, 2008 10:04 pm (UTC)
*smirks*